Tuesday, January 17, 2006

This-N-That


First of all, thank you to all who voted for my entry in the Caption Contest. That "Deer in the Headlights" expression just begged to be messed with. . . That is one skanky lookin' woman LOL!!!

Speaking of skanky. . . Did anyone else catch a glimpse of Drew Barrymore in that GAWDAWFUL!!! green outfit on the Globes last night?? It looked like she got dressed at a Goodwill Thrift Store. . . And Drew sweetie. . . Here's a tip. . . WEAR A FUCKING BRA!!! You have SAGGY BOOBS!!!! . . . I feel MUCH better now. . .

I saw my Dr. this afternoon and he was pleased with my bloodwork. He doesn't think I have any immediate concerns about Diabetes as long as I watch my food intake. . . He did scold me for the 10 lbs. I gained since I was there in early December (I just about SHIT when I got on the scales!!!). . . BAD LAUREN!!! And he got on my ass about the smoking too. . . I know. . . I need to quit. . .

To answer Chatty's questions. . . CC is doing very well. He has TOTALLY taken over and reminds me of that frequently. . . I'd guess that he's about 12 lbs. and no, he doesn't hog the bed at all. He curls up at the foot and doesn't bug me to get up in the morning. He's really quite well-behaved.

There IS one little thing. . . And there is no way to put this politely. . . The boy has gas. . . He farts. . . A LOT!!! I may bring in Sooner to do the description. . . No, I won't. . . . It may just be the food he was getting at the shelter, since it seems to be getting a little better. . . I hope so. . . Those colon explosions could gag a rabid Racoon. . . Think Sooner after an all-nighter of Coronas and free tacos. . . LOL!!!

It's time to fix some dinner and serve my Master. . . .

HUGGSS!!
Posted by Lauren :: 5:43 PM :: 9 comments

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