Damned if I Know!

Thursday, August 17, 2006

That's Just Swell Mel. . . WHAT THE F**K???

In case you haven't heard yet, the California Judicial system has proven, yet again, it pays BIG TIME to be famous. . .

Mel Gibson enters a "No Contest" plea (Yep, I was drunk on my ass, but I'm not saying so in court!) to his DUI charges. In return, he gets 3 years probation. . . No fine, no jail time, no loss of driver's license, no community service. . . Just; "Don't do it again. . NOD NOD, WINK WINK. . . "

If it had been you or I, we'd be asshole deep in all or some of those options. . . Here in MI, a first offense is 1 year suspended, MINIMUM, up to $2,500 in fines (plus legal fees and court costs), 2 to 5 years probation and possibly a 6 month jail sentence. . .

So Mel. . . How big WAS that donation to the Judge's re-election fund????

With credit to JackieSue. . . . Fuck me `til I piss Jello Shots. . .

Posted by Lauren :: 5:55 PM :: 7 comments