Damned if I Know!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Just Had To Share This

I was just outside enjoying a smoke and a little Chard, watching the woman across the street power washing her balcony. Her husband/boyfriend/manservant or whateverthehellheis was watching. . . There's a man joke in there somewhere, but not for this post. . . .

She suddenly stops, reaches down the front of her t-shirt and retrieves the cell phone from between her boobs!!! At this point, I'm trying not to break out in hysterical laughter, while waiting to see what she does with it when she's done with the call. Sure enough, she parks it back in the big valley. . . And people say I'm strange. . .

I know I am, so just SHUT UP!!! LOL!

Wonder if she had it set on vibrate???

In other news. . . A Dallas woman was attacked by an underwire bra in a supermarket parking lot today, just as she entered her vehicle. . . She escaped without injury and has turned the offending undergarment over to the local waste authorities. . . Victoria Secret refused to comment and has refered all inquiries to her Attorney. . . Could this be a cover up????

And finally, it appears that the evil Butt Monkey has returned and has his sights set on parts of Texas. . . He is rumored to be in the company of his equally evil assistant Stepford, who has been known to stalk her victims for weeks before striking. . . Be afraid, be VERY afraid. . .

OH GAWD!!!! I need to get a life, get laid or something. . . .

OK. . . I'm done now. . .

HUGGSS!!
Posted by Lauren :: 8:34 PM :: 5 comments