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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Momma's Family

Does anyone else remember this show from a few years ago?

It was Vicky Lawrence (The Carol Burnett Show) as Momma, with Carol Burnett, Ken Berry, Tim Conway, Harvey Korman and a host of other misfits in what can only be described as the most disfunctional group of people since "All in the Family."

I think I had dinner with them last night. . .

I ran into an aquaintance at the grocery store last Saturday (That'll teach me to go shopping after 6 AM!!!) who insisted I join her and her friends for dinner last night at a local restaurant. So I went. . . thinking "What harm could it do???" REALLY BAD DECISION!!!!

This was the most disgusting group of social rejects I have ever encountered. It was bad enough that most were incapable of an intelligent conversation, but this little toad of a woman seated next to me decided to help herself to the remains on my plate when I was finished!!! EEEEWWWW!!!! She did this to the person on the other side of her too!!!

This same person had no problem quizzing me on very personal topics, including why I was wearing earings. . . Well DUH!!!! To fill the holes in my ear lobes!!!! WTF!!!!! I finally left after about 45 mintes. . . Seemed like a week. . .

Please. . . Would someone drive to Motown and beat me senseless with a 2x4 so I NEVER do anything THAT stupid again?????

This may be a job for JackieSue. . . I know she'll understand. . .

I'll send gas money JS. . . Bring your own Dublin Dr. Pepper. . .

I need a HUGGSS!!

Posted by Lauren :: 9:59 PM :: 10 comments

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