Damned if I Know!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Can I Get An AMEN????

First things first. . . Diana is doing fine and should fly home on Sunday, maybe sooner. . . I was so happy to see the e-mail this afternoon from her traveling escort. I sent her an E-Greeting that I'm sure she'll see in a day or so (she asked that we NOT send flowers). Thanks to all of you who left such wonderful, supportive comments. . .

OK. . . Back to the title of this post. . .

In my last post, I made a remark about an experience with my neighbor. We have maintained a cordial (spelled. . . s-t-r-a-i-n-e-d) relationship over the last two years, for a variety of reasons. Mostly because he's a moron. . .

I was sitting on my patio Monday morning enjoying my first cup of tea and cigarette, despite the mid-70s heat and 90% humidity. . . This is my routine, once the weather gets warm. In the background I can hear my neighbor's stereo through the open bedroom window. Some Evangelical(sp?) preacher is going on about something. . . I just wasn't paying attention, since I really don't care.

The audio went silent for some period of time and then I heard (sound suddenly turned WAY up):

HO-MO-SEX-U-AL-ITY IS AN AB-OM-IN-A-TION IN THE EYES OF THE LORD. . . . HO-MO-SEX-U-ALS WILL BE CAST OUT OF HEAVEN FOR THEIR DEFIANCE OF GOD!!!!! CAN I GET AN AMEN?????

This evangelical rant went on for several minutes, while I am trying very hard to:

1. Not burst out in hysterical laughter at the idea my neighbor saw fit to assult me with this garbage at 7:30 AM (he obviously knew I was sitting outside). . .

2. Resist the temptation to scream something back of an equally preposterous nature. . .

3. Keep myself from going to the garage to find a crowbar to beat his fucking yuppymobile into a pile of scrap iron. . .

But. . . I was a good little Tranny and just let it go. . . This time. . .

So there you have it. . . Who knew that little ol' me could have such a negative affect on society??? I have single-handedly brought the free world to the brink utter destruction. . . It's an OMEN. . . I'm the Bad Seed. . . Be afraid!!!!

Or just laugh your ass off like I'm doing right now. . . .

HUGGSS!!

Posted by Lauren :: 7:07 PM :: 10 comments